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MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) is an American cult television comedy series that ran from 1988 to 1999. The basic premiss is a man and two robots get sent into space and are forced to watch horrible B movies. Earlier episodes were black and white movies. They eventually progressed through technocolor into color. And while watching the movies they just make fun of the movies. And it is HILLARIOUS!

So, Scotty and I have decided we are going to compile a list of what we think are some of the best and funniest quotes from the show. Keep in mind, a lot of them will not make sense unless you have seen the episodes. So, please, check them out on NetFlix. A lot of the episodes are available for online viewing. The ones that aren't are available on DVD! You WON'T be sorry you did!

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Look. How much more can I drive? There's no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase. If you want me to go faster, then you need to tell me that. -- Crow

Episode:		Future War

Nobody in this movie knows when to stop decorating! -- Crow

Episode:		Secret Agent, Super Dragon

No no. They can't elope. They're fruit! Get it? -- Tom Servo

Episode:		The Giant Gila Monster

Well, it's just about time for him to put his kneeeee... Yup! Called it! -- Joel

Episode:		The Giant Gila Monster

Hava, la gila hava... la gila hava... la gila... -- All Three

Episode:		The Giant Gila Monster

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