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Look. How much more can I drive? There's no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase. If you want me to go faster, then you need to tell me that. -- Crow |
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Oh man, if Pauly Shore is in this... -- Joel |
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oh no! It's Michael Landon! What else could go wrong? -- Crow |
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Yah, I guess if you were a gay guy who liked truckers you might find these women attractive. -- Tom Servo |
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Are you a good witch? or a bad witch? -- Crow |
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This sounds like it was recorded in someones bathroom, doesn't it? -- Tom Servo |
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It's gonna start getting pretty stickey in here. -- Movie :: Ah.. Eh.. -- Tom Servo / Crow :: Let it lay, you guys. -- Joel |
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Nobody in this movie knows when to stop decorating! -- Crow| Episode:
| | Secret Agent, Super Dragon | | | |
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Hey, looks like their TIIIIIIIIIN ROOF... RUSTED! -- Crow| Episode:
| | The Final Sacrifice | | | |
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Oh, he's a piper! Wouldn't you like to be a piper... -- Mike :: NO! -- Crow / Tom Servo| Episode:
| | The Final Sacrifice | | | |
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And this is the day, the teddy bears fly, to Venus! -- Tom Servo| Episode:
| | The First Spaceship on Venus | | | |
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Oh, look! Venusian blinds! -- Tom Servo| Episode:
| | The First Spaceship on Venus | | | |
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No no. They can't elope. They're fruit! Get it? -- Tom Servo| Episode:
| | The Giant Gila Monster | | | |
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Well, it's just about time for him to put his kneeeee... Yup! Called it! -- Joel| Episode:
| | The Giant Gila Monster | | | |
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Hava, la gila hava... la gila hava... la gila... -- All three| Episode:
| | The Giant Gila Monster | | | |
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Well, he's better than nothing. -- Movie :: You haven't tried nothing. -- Tom Servo| Episode:
| | The Girl in Lover's Lane | | | |
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Ya know, once again, Bix saves Danny from a heterosexual experience. -- Joel| Episode:
| | The Girl in Lover's Lane | | | |
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Isn't any amount of atomic energy unusual on the moon? -- Tom Servo| Episode:
| | The Robot vs The Aztec Mummy | | | |
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This is the kind of film you WON'T put on pause when you leave the room. -- Crow| Episode:
| | The Robot vs The Aztec Mummy | | | |
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